I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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