i permit you to call me
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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