Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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