And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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