Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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