Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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