hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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