Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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