But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
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Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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