Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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