Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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