He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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