the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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