its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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