Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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