some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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