I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
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she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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