You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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