I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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