Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
She said her name was "party"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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