Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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