this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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