You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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