Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
