There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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