so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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