what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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