Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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