I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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