Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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