when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
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we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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