they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
