Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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