Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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