Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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