Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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