Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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