This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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