Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Every concussion has its silver lining
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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