Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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