You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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