I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
you never un-have a 4some
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
All I want is dick and wine.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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