you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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