he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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