god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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