We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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