Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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