Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I won't apologize to a one balled man
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Please don't give away my fajitas
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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