So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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