spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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