I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
