I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize