just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I supernannyed him into submission
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize