try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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