the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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