the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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