i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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