Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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