So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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