He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
