there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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