Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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