I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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